You fucking people, getting all happy, with the jazz hands waving in the sky, over a pending U.S. collapse make me sick. The internet is a funny place, where all sorts of strange men share the intellectual equivalent of spoiled mashed potatoes and old duck pate.
I throw my shrimp tails in your general direction, while guzzling a glass of single malt Scotch.
Most of you are simply besides yourselves, over some sort of near term economic apocalypse— that is supposed to force fuckers like me into the open fields, farming for beans and shit. I got news for you Alfred Hitchcock, double chinned motherfuckers, I ain’t farming no beans. More importantly, hey guess what, I’m gonna live my bourgeois life in the most egregious fashion, during this decline. After all, economic duress means good times for “big men.”
Here’s the thing: before I take my family to the mountains to escape the “poor” and famished “regular folk,” I will employ a small army, a militia of sorts, of unemployed malcontents to secure the food provisions at my local Costco, then proceed to the mountains to take your guns and rice.
More importantly, many of you third rate bloggers, and youtube box heads, think Asia will, all of a sudden—by the grace of God—live happily ever after, all the while America burns to the ground, amidst civil unrest and eventual revolution. Ha!
Wrong again, friend.
Before that happens, our big mighty tanks and motherfucking cluster bomb carrying bombers of elysium, will secure the coal/copper mines of China and the national treasuries of any middle eastern country of choice.
A 14 trillion dollar economy is not something to piss off, especially when it employs goons with big guns and technology that can eliminate your cities population, without damaging any valuable infrastructure.
What I am saying is: you need to chill the fuck out with your “America is gonna fall” rhetoric. Things may be fucked up and times are likely going to get worse. However, if we go down, so do you.
Therefore, keep buying our fucking treasury bills.
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