As I sit here, drinking copious amounts of vino, like a fucking catholic priest, an epiphany hit me like a bag of rocks under a busy overpass: buy China.
Just do it. There are so many laughable reasons to spit on their graves, stemming from their make believe shopping malls to their hilarious unemployment problems. Just know this: most riots will be met with tank shells being lobbed into small villages.
My bearishness is so ridiculous right now, I am my own contrary indicator. For fucks sake, the world isn’t ready to end yet. I haven’t even advertised iBankCoin on CNBC yet, talking shit about Mark Haines and his fat fucking stomach. And, I have yet to sky dive into a giant bowl of jello.
Plus, Howard is writing books and shit. I am a much better writer than he is, as everyone north of Atlantis knows.
So, where am I am going with this post? For all you know, I could be fucking with you, writing this shit as a joke, in order to sucker punch some of you with poisonous peanut butter sandwiches.
No, seriously speaking, I will commit X amount of dollars to “Chinese fuckery,” mainly because it makes me feel like a sophisticated “man of the orient.” I wear the garb and talk the language, when ordering food on the phone; I might as well “go all in” and buy up millions of dollars in equities too.
Here are some stocks in my shopping carton:
CHL, CSKI, YZC, COGO, LFC, NTE, CHA, STV, WX and EDU.
NOTE: There will be more “Chinese Burritos” worth perusing, many, many more.
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