The portly Puerto Rican man told Frank the Korean dry cleaning guy: “Frank, look at my white shirt, it has black marks all over it.”
Frank, looking a bit shocked and surprised, asked to see the shirt in question. Immediately, Frank’s wife, the seamstress, hurried over to assess the shirt in question.
“Ah, ha!, said Frank. “Look at this black shirt next to this white one. It is rubbing off on the white a one.”
The portly Puerto Rican man replied, ” I know that Frank, that’s why I brought it over with the white shirt.”
Frank’s wife entered the conversation by saying “it makes a no sense.”
Frank, quite rudely, interjected “Ah, see. This a black a shirt is no good. It’s made in a China or a Bangladesh. This a fabric is a very bad. This shirt is no good!”
Frank’s wife chimed in “Ah, yes. I’ve never seen such a fabric. No good. Throw this shirt away.”
Confused and bewildered, the portly Puerto Rican man said “thanks Frank. But can you fix my white shirt, which is the reason why I am here?”
After two minutes of studying the white shirt, Frank, looking sternly over his reading glasses, said to the portly Puerto Rican man, “that black a shirt is a no a good. I fix the white shirt.”
While the portly Puerto Rican man walked out of the store, a space alien magician approached Frank with an absurd amount of “high-end” dry cleaning.
To be continued…
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