You Sir are an idiot. You walk around with your sack of banana’s and expect me to wear the monkey mask?
I will not.
Ever since the days of assholish SOUTHERN AGGRESSION, “The Fly” has been fighting for financial justice (The Fly was a money manager in all previous lives), via reading the tea leaves and eating them when done. It has come to my attention that the market is “on sale” and looks “cheap” from a “historical vantage point.” This message was relayed to me while on line at my local Whole Foods.
Thank the Lord for paper bags and organic oatmeal; I do not know what I would do without them.
As for your portfolio: Expect the government to have a hand, if you will, in furthering its demise. Let it be known, President Obama is to Wall Street what the Black Death was to Europe, circa 1348.
For electing him (not like we had a choice), all of you will get “GORILLA GRENADE’D.” I mean that in the colloquial sense, of course, as in “losing massive amounts of coin in rapid fashion.”
My current long positions are very, very stupid and I may need to sell them all, else risk losing a quick 5-10% of assets. Considering I am just 20% invested on the long side, my fears of “de-ballment” are rather grim. Nevertheless, since everyone’s demeanor is so macabre now, I am hoping the market will bounce and soon.
If not, “The Fly” shall resign himself to not giving a fuck, yet again, and kicking ugly/fat people in their stomachs, while shorting their retirement accounts to zero.
Indeud!
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