Due to today’s monster wins, I’ve taken the liberty to change clothes, not too much different than Mr. Rogers. Instead of walking around like a pompous asshole, dressed in a suit, I now walk the Earth in a green robe with black sandals. I imagine this confuses many of you who are accustomed to a “white robe” dress code. So you know, the green robe represents something much more than just a color. It represents dignity, honor and greed at the highest level.
“My greedy green robe” is what I call it, prior to adorning it with my person.
When dressed in a green robe, “The Fly” will steal your wallet, if given the chance, and donate the contents of your pathetic carrying case to his favorite charity.
I will take thee wallet with rigor, then kick you down a flight of stairs, lined with spikes—all the while smoking from a pipe.
After today’s trading session, I will walk into my favorite steak house, dressed in my infamous “green robe,” while smoking a large cigar, and demand to be seated “at once.” Failure to obey these orders will result in my cigar ashes being purposely dropped on their cash register.
As for the market:
I am too busy to even think about it, let alone look at it. Just know and understand, “The Fly” is winning with profuse efficiency. And, just to rehash this important article, I am take a new initiative by “going green.”
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