You nerdtrons are about to be blown away, by way of a very arduous March. Let’s call it “madness,” just for the sake of naming it something. I am fairly certain, in my head, that we are due for a dip. If your 2010 investment experience is following a path similar to mine (up +12% to -5% back to +9%), you have to take profits here, unless of course your brains are made from shit.
Sell the dollar weakness and eat a large bowl of chocolate ice cream— you fat fuckers. On a side note, I have no respect for fat folks.
With my money, I have decided to LOAD THE FUCK UP on treasuries, via [[TLT]] . Starting, right fucking now, I am allocating 10% of my assets into [[TLT]] , leaving my asset allocation model at 43% cash, 47% equities and 10% treasuries. Also, it’s worth noting, I do have corporate and municipal bond exposure, but that’s of no interest to any of you—since you are ham and eggers and you do not have respect for “the money.”
In short, I expect the market to pullback, as drunken leprechauns scurry about looking for pots filled with gold—near homosexual rainbows. However, at the moment, I do not have any plans to sell short—at least not yet.
Stay tuned.
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