GOD FAVOURS ME

I was going to do an educational post in order to “help them plebs out” after this barn-buster of a session. But then I remembered that I had nothing in common with any of you and decided to talk down to you, as it is my right to do so.

I am especially ebullient with gains of +128bps in trading, +244bps in my swing account — feverishly focused with laser precision on the art of trading. Whilst some of you might’ve made more than me today, I’d like to remind you that the quality of my returns outpace the quantity of yours. Ergo, and this goes without saying, I did better.

Into tomorrow, I am fully long and expecting to be rewarded in what I deem to be a “STAKE INTO THE HEART TRADE” — whereby short sellers will be entreated to a morning panic and frenzy — NASDAQ UP 100+ — causing them to soil their pantaloons as we descend upon them with sharpened stakes –driving them into their chest cavities until they’re dead.

If you want to learn to trade — go find someone else pal. We bank coin here on the regular and do not concern ourselves with the betterment of others. As a matter of fact, I endeavor to outstrip you — get in before you get in and get out before you have a chance to sell, which is the whole purpose of this gambit. We trip over each other until we cross the finish line and there can be only one winner and it’s not going to be you — believe me.

No but in seriousness, I hope you did really well for yourselves today and made enough money so that your wives can spend it for you on Xmas presents and big fat faced cakes adorning the table this holiday season. I hope you made enough to New Year’s too, shrimp COCKED-TAILS and champagne aren’t going to buy themselves. Get the fuck back into the market, wade into it with all of your might, and outstrip me. I dare you to try.