Help Me Understand This Fucking Tape

Since I obviously haven’t the slightest idea what I am doing today — perhaps you — the unwashed reader class of person can illuminate this for me.

Here is the fucking backdrop.

Geopolitics: next to apocalyptic
Market Breadth: 26%
Inverse ETFs: $LABD +9%, $TZA +5%, $SRTY +5% $SQQQ -0.44%. REALLY CUNTS?

VIX: $UVIX -2.4% — REALLY?

Small caps -1.9%
NASDAQ FLAT

Listen to me now — I would bet my life this market CAREENS THE FUCK LOWER. I’m so confident I wouldn’t even want a reward. My life for lower stocks. If it goes lower, I am just right. If it gaps up, I die.

For the love of God — the rigging must end.

I do realize this is loser talk, always blaming external enemies for internal faults. HOWEVER, look at it.

I am now 43% short, 16% cash — obstinately down 100bps.

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