As members of this nation, on the 4th of July, I am sure you’re pretending all is well today. Why, you’ll have the grill going AT FULL HEAT, roasting up some hot dogs, burgers and if rich — perhaps some steaks. You’ll crack open some trashy Coors Lites and even light some fireworks when the sun sets, laughing stupidly and rejoicing in the regalia of the American flag. You might gaze into the stars and recall life as a young boy when schools didn’t teach you to change your genders and how you used to drink out of the hose when playing hide n seek.
Unfortunately, those days are over and the Bud Light corporation would like to remind you that America isn’t a serious nation anymore.
In other news, the good folks at BULLISH AND BEARISH COFFEE have produced a bean for yours truly, dubbed Pelican Room Money Mocha. One of our Stocklabs members is an investor in this company and since you all drink coffee anyways — I’d appreciate it if you showed him some support by purchasing some of this fine bean. I do not make any money from promoting it and simply do so out of the kindness of my black heart.
Use “FLY” coupon code for 10% off.
Everything around us is collapsing. The walls are closing in. There is no one coming to save you. Happy 4th of July!
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Happy fourth, steaks and melvins here! You should visit Wyoming, you’ll find out those days are not over. Actually alive and strong here!