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Happy Father’s Day

So what did you get for Dad’s day? Maybe a grilling apparatus or bottle of beer and bourbon? Maybe you got a new pair of jeans or a bottle of cologne. Perhaps tonight you’ll head out to a restaurant for steaks and wine — big fat key lime pie cheesecake fat fuck dessert washed down with some cognac?

Maybe you’re gonna play some golf with other Dads and laugh heartily in between playing terribly?

Today is your day Dads — a day often discarded as trash by BIG MOTHERS DAY lobby. Men, as you know, hold families together and prevent their kids from cutting their dicks off and running around cities with rainbow dresses and dying their hair purple — stealing from Nike stores. Unfortunately, many men are too perverted to remain stoic in a single household and run about visiting different ladies of ill repute. In this day and age, with the toxic culture of degeneracy, strong fathers are at a premium and necessary counter-balance to progressive leaning women and their hare-brained ideas.

DO NOT GIVE INTO THE GLOBOHOMO and remain in your homes to tell your kids the truth and never waiver no matter the emotional toil.

OFF TO GRILL SOME MEATS!

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8 comments

  1. metalleg

    Played some basketball, not golf, with other dads while we laughed heartily…and yes, I played terribly.

    Got a Keurig which I’ve been resistant to for years and some tickets to see Bill Burr in November with my son.

    Now spending the day at the beach with my three kids and some woman who calls me moron 364 days of the year.

    Happy Father’s Day to you Fly as well as all the other gentlemen, errr… gentlepersons who frequent these hallowed halls.

    Metalleg (dad/pops)

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  2. john galt

    Happy fathers day to you guys! Amazing how fast life changes, sure does get better once all the kids hit double digits

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  3. tradercaddy

    Happy Father’s Day. Didn’t do much today. The wife is out of town for awhile watching some of the Grandkids. I stayed behind recovering from some skin cancer surgery. Trying to avoid the Florida sun while my skin graft rcovers. I did put a 2″ ribeye on the grill and am eating it now watching the US Open on teevee.

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  4. Mr. Cain Thaler
    Mr. Cain Thaler

    We cleaned up our house, had some breakfast, then went outside to swim. My girls put on some sort of play for me which I am still struggling to follow the plot lines but they had fun.

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  5. granpa

    Happy Father’s Day all. Looks like the old gang day. TC best wishes.
    Thanks Fly for everything.

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  6. tradercaddy

    Thanks all. Having grown up in Miami and always outside (ball, fishing, tennis, golf, etc.), we never heard of sunblock. Have to figure that is where it started. However, catching it early is always a good thing.

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