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Joined Nov 10, 2007
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I DEPART FOR AMERICA TOMORROW

Good riddance Europe!

I’m saddened to report that America is exponentially better than Europe. I was hoping to find a place to move to, since I hate the US govt so much I felt like defecting. Now I have to figure out a way to live inside the heart of the GlobalNeocon, the epitome of leisure and evil in the world. I return to a country now torn apart by Target selling dick tucking garments for kids. The political situation in the United States, I’d almost ruin my life and live someplace like Florence to spite it.

My trading has been small but effective, up another 62bps today. I see NVDA beat earnings and is way the fuck higher. Oh well. By the time US markets open tomorrow I’ll be flying over Europe in what can only be described as a last class flight from hell into the US, without any leg room. As a matter of fact, the leg room will be at a 1ft deficit.

But do not worry plebs. I thrive while I suffer.

In summary, the trip was an unmitigated disaster and I’ll never travel outside the United States again. There were things enjoyed and glimpses of joy along the way. But I’m not capable of long periods of pleasure, as my life is currently situated. As soon as I return home, I’ll get right back to work for extreme toil, focusing fully on my trading and really stepping up my meaningless blogs and tweets, hoping for some sort of calamity to strike markets dead.

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9 comments

  1. txchick57

    Ever look at Canada? I’ve lived in Nova Scotia and have family in Vancouver BC. Both places are beautful. Canada is a woke hellhole but you can tune it out. ejh?

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    • donnie wads

      Canada is a communist hell hole. Sure visit Banff and Ski BC…but live there? Fuck no. Justin Turd-Ho is a bitch and they still bow down to the imperialists in Brittan. Freedom of speech is a joke and gun laws…don’t get me started. The only reason to move to Canaderp is so your kid can play Junior A hockey and then get the fuck out of there when he goes pro.

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      • indie

        Please. please stay out of our country with your guns. I can send my kids to school without worrying about getting back in body bags.
        also, our kids grow up learning how to defend themselves barehand and respect fellow human beings (fuck your free speech deception). unlike, in the states where sexually frustrated soy boy (with multiple genres) needle neck incel waif like tranny simply go grab an AR15 at walmart and start shooting at their fellow classmates.

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  2. s.k.

    Ciao

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  3. tha pirate

    Congrats Cap’n, you figured it out.

    NO we do NOT have some other ‘better country’ to escape to if we allow the Democrat-Socialist-Islamist party to destroy it. We MUST vote, participate and invigorate the BEST of our nation and SAVE it. We must push back on lies with truth, we must make sure the Constitution is preserved and our nation is not drowned. If that means some of us may have to sacrifice a few ‘basis points’ in our portfolios, then so be it; our grandfathers in Higgins boats sacrificed a great deal more! Happy Memorial day to the Vets out there

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    • purdy

      Yeah, those damn Islamists. Dems have put them in charge at State, Treasury, Justice, Homeland Security, Intelligence…and on and on. Every position of real power in this administration is held by an Islamist …war-making powers, intel-cooking, Treasury’s war-funding and sanctioning, and law enforcement to jail you if you so much as notice any of the above. The freakin’ Islamists even control our drooling president through their control of the White House staff. For window dressing those sneaky Islamists put POCs, trans folk, and gay folk in as compliant spokesmodels for the lesser cabinet posts.

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  4. macpatton

    Stupid Americans all cluster in the wrong places. Go where there are no Americans and that is not Italy, London, Paris or where ever those pasty faced aloha shirt wearing sheep go. Have a little imagination.

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  5. metalleg

    Peru isn’t bad… Maybe Cusco.

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  6. richardweiner

    Nigger… Nigger.. Nigger…. Penis …. Nigger…

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