At Risk Banks Surge

What news do you speak of good Sir? The banks are surging a fortnight after they were all barreling down to their end. It seems there might be news. Then again, what does it matter? You knew the banks would get their way, one way or another.

Do not make me go fish out news for WAL or FRC. I’ll do it.

Markets are ripping upwards after a morning collapse. This is what you should expect to see for the balance of your lives. Frightful scares followed by more of nothing — and then SURGE!

If you’d just invest money in a smart manner and quit being so emotional — you might be able to become an illustrious trader — like yours truly. Look at me — styling with a month to date loss pinned at 1.65%. I have bodybuilders with mullets in my trading room up 11% for April and he’s paying me!

I should not be concerned, however. It should be mentioned here that my allergies have abated and my sleeping schedule is normalizing to the point I feel like an adult.

I am pressed lower at 1.38% for the session, with an intent to perhaps, if I may, get it all back.