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SON OF A BITCH TAPE

You go out to get some eggs, a quick bite, and come back to see your brains have been blown the fuck out. This is the type of SHIT I have to come back to.

BULLARD: FED MAY HAVE TO KEEP RATES HIGHER THROUGH ’23, INTO ’24

AND THEN THIS:

WILLIAMS : FED COULD LOWER RATES IN 2024

How about you fuck yourself Fed’s Bullard and Williams. I am sick and tired of you commy fucks (EXTRA 1950s) interfering in my god damned market.

I had been short, but then thought it’d be cute to sashay right fast into a slew of HIGH RISK names. I even discarded my hedges because who needs hedges whilst flowing towards SATAN CLAWS? The US is #1 and we have the Ruskies on the run: SLAVA UKRAINI.

We have the fucking oil cap going, as we speak. The fucking Poles want to buy Russian crude, BY LAW, for no more than $30 and Estonia agrees. But the fucking MALTESE CUNTS suggest $65 to $70. Either way, it seems the Russians are completely fucked when it comes to oil. They will have no choice, whatsoever, but to sell their oil to Poland at cost. Granted the Russians are passing a law to prohibit the sale of oil to any country with a price cap, it should be noted that Poland might in fact LOWER their desired purchase price for oil to $25 if the Russians don’t watch their tongue around them.

I see prices are now dropping and my gains have magically disappeared with it, now down 70bps and hedged. I only hedged to prevent from getting routed. I know, quit being a pussy. But how about fuck you instead?

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4 comments

  1. metalleg

    Since when do buyers of a commodity with highly inelastic demand have the leverage to name the price at which they buy said commodity?

    Putin: No oil for you!

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    • soupbone

      I imagine tension at the Kremlin is broken by howls of laughter quite often on such EU/Nato posturing.

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  2. Orson

    It would be unwise to underestimate Russia. Operational thinking is key for them.

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  3. roguewave

    How’s that war on drugs thing going? How many decades has it been?

    If people want oil and have the money; they will pay the market price for it irregardless of what some unelected penciled-neck-geek says the price is. Mother market wins eventually.

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