Let me just say, you all deserve harrowing losses for what you did this week. The nerve of you bidding this market up like this made me sick to my stomach.
HOW DID I WADE THROUGH IT?
With grace — because I am a professional.
THESE ARE MY FUCKING RETURNS.
That’s right, the automated Quant was up 13 fucking percent for the week and my trading gains are +42%. I closed the session 11% cash, and 25% hedged into what I hope will be CATACLYSM on Tuesday. None of the bad news is factored in and I know this sounds or reads rather like Chicken Little nonsense — but the skies are truly blackening and the future is going to be terrible.
ON A BRIGHTER NOTE:
I will of course treat myself to watch the new Top Gun movie, but fully expect to see Maverick team up with a morbidly obese tranny — who splatters jelly donuts all over the COCKpit, leading to a Russian S-400 battery to shoot down and kill Maverick, which would be good — seeing that he is a straight white male, most likely a Trumper. Not sure what to expect from such a movie, but as sure as I am sitting here — IT WILL BE RETARD TIER just like the new Batman — where that loser prances around in nightclubs for 3 hrs doing cuckhold shit. The new Top Gun will probably feature Maverick spending more time in CRT classes than training, leading to him and his entire team getting SHOT THE FUCK DOWN on their first day in combat, or perhaps their entire aircraft carrier will be sunk whilst raising the rainbow flag for pride month.
My expectations are decidedly grim.
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True.. he gets to Top Gun.. his buddy dies.. and once he recovers from his training missions, it seemed he immediately was just going to teach?
Those who can do; those who can’t teach
Don’t entirely agree with that but in the original movies cases.. the dude didn’t see any action except training?
Best to wait and steal the movie if you can
Batman was terrible..
Inflation will ease in reality and will do so anyway because Mid-Terms. A mix of both influences is to be expected; supply chains ease, China wakes up etc. But the inflation genie is out and the 2% thing is way out of reach in my opinion. So after some partying the inflation will regain due concern.
Tough to find a good movie.
Picked up 20% SQQQ at the close at $47.05.
13.57% gain this week. Probably will pop Tuesday AM but holding for profit taking.
This feels like the start of the big bear market rally so I’m going to be nimble.
I have the feeling a lot of 401k went sidelines the past two weeks
That would be nuts.
I took a 401K loan in January to buy two apartment buildings and lowered my contributions. It had nothing to do with the market but the timing couldn’t have been better. I’ll up my contributions late this year or 2023 if we see new lows.
Bull market will be back in no time.
I expect Maverick to engage the Russians in a dance off on Tik Tok with Maverick emerging victorious.
Cripes, that is next level thinking lowering of expectations of a movie to that degree before seeing it. Smart take these days as always…
Don’t you think everyone is shorting at this point? This short squeeze will work far past Tuesday.