At around 3pm my wife happens upon me with a question “do you love us?” Without thinking, I said “yes” and then found myself in an inexorable situation as an active volunteer en route for a bag of bananas. I had been trading well, but not great. I managed to twist and turn myself into a profit of 35bps before heading out to Whole Foods.
When I returned home, as I took the paper bags out from the trunk — two of them gave way and I had to scramble and pick up the items off the floor before concrete variant of COVID-19 permeated the packaging of my provisions. My wife entreated me with an AVOCADO toast, topped with bean sprouts, which I hate. I turned on the PC to the horrors of loss — down 15bps I was and still am and I woefully regret heading out for a bag of bananas. I know that had I been here to overlook each and every tick without pause, I would have made sure that I profited for the day.
Instead, I boast of nothing but stupidity largess — barreled and assed into the close — fat slow greasy and avocado’d.
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“…permeated the packaging of my provisions…”
The Shakespeare of Wall street yee be Cap’n…
Not quite Shakespearean….I go more like Yeats or Cumming….he he he I said cumming
At least you didn’t work a banana metaphor into your commentary you perpetual perv
Classic notable prose though still a wall st suckup stooge
Matters none how successful/busy/important one is. To the wife you’ll always be the errand boy
And to the husband the wife will always be a cum dumpster
Whole Foods …avocado toast. For what these Yanks have done ….sorry Rebs
Stunning move to turn off the PC mid-trading day
Long live senor tropicana