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Joined Nov 10, 2007
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ANOTHER MASSIVE MELT UP IN STORE — HAPPY INAUGURATION DAY

Listen to me. I’ve been trading since the fucking early 90s, a small boy with nothing more than a few grande — stupid and poor — ignorant and greedy. I’ve never seen anything like this before. What does me trading as a small boy have to do with being stupid poor and greedy? Nothing at all.

I stand before you atop a mountain, up 500bps pre market. I’d rather not give you the details, other than to say I am almost fully invested. The previous days when I was up just 200bps, I was only invested with half my money.

Nasdaq futures are up 120, cryptos hammered into the ground after Yellen said they might be used to finance terrorism. The fuck it is.

At any rate, I’ll be busy this morning, out and about, unable to fucking trade. I will, however, book profits and lead the life I was born to lead.

I will eclipse +30% for the month for two consecutive months. Make that two elections in a row where stocks roared post election, making everyone rich-er.

Indeud.

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5 comments

  1. purdy

    Yesterday they showed pollution over Iran “due to cheap electricity and the bitcoin mining it enables.” So no surprise that the terrorist angle is one they’ll use.

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  2. heckler

    The most masculine alpha president of all time just flew away to known homosexual anthem YMCA – pls explain?

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    • heckler

      My sources are saying Melania used to strip to this song so makes sense now

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  3. tjnyt

    Not going down we kill a few shorts and run over Kryptos, haha.

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  4. tjnyt

    $BABA,$CRM,$AAPL,$MSFT all paid, going for a tripple dip on $BA.

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