Some might ask “what’s wrong with this guy, wanting to sell short Xmas?” To that I retort — ‘what isn’t wrong with me?’
I have a specific function around this time of year — and I attempt to do it almost without incident. Kill Santa Claus and ruin Xmas. Some might argue this is a grinch like disposition, especially during such a hard and trying year (boo-hoo), amidst the tumult and the pangs of COVID. Oh my, how have we survived with stocks at record highs?
But I am nothing like the grinch. The grinch is a pussy with parlor tricks and vaudeville gambits. Le Fly is more like KRAMPUS and I’ve come to punish you for not wearing the mask and following Bill Gates on Twitter. See, I believe in science and will not allow any of you to ruin an otherwise fine existence. Ergo, I will now sell short Xmas and kill all of you.
I stand before you a very powerful man — at record highs — 90% cash, ebbing slowing and terribly towards the menace of inverse ETfs and an overall disposition that is malignant to the livelihood of the bulls. I endeavor, dare I say, to destroy them.
Now you must be asking yourselves right now “how might I escape such tragedies?” Very simple: place the mask onto your head and hide and hope that I do not chance upon you. Stocks are going to crash lower, miserably, and inside of a fortnight, ahead of the Joe and Kammy IPO, you’ll pine for the days of shit-posting stock fraud Don. But it’s too late to change course now — prepare for severe impact!
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Do you hate the music at the liquour store and Walmart? Well I do. Over the years I have become increasingly severe at Christmas time. There is no cure.
We wish you a merry Christmas
We wish you a merry Christmas
We wish you a merry Christmas
….ANNND A HAPPPY NEW YEAR
You a fucking bitch. I’m gonna have my IT guys look into you.
Amy Coney went like “no means no” again. Such a mean girl to the Fuhrer.
She keeps doing that shit and the already-activated Proud Boys brigades will be dispatched to her house via Twitter.
Lol, that didn’t take long. You are now reduced to getting paid to troll a finance blog all of a sudden with proud boys mumbo jumbo?
Anyone checking out the psilocybin stocks lately?
They’ll do as well as the weed stocks
I don’t know dude, my stash is looking very bubbleish potential. Short term wise. Weed stocks have already gone through this phase long ago
Getting paid. No, thanks. I banked enough coin within the last month for a summer vacation home in Australia. I’m just here to banter with you since nobody else does these days.
Remember my $20k for charity bet with your wolfdaddy alt? That offer still stands. We can send a young black child to the alma mater of the Vice-President Elect together.
Krampus, sadly, I agree.