I am trying to lose money here. I really truly am. Sadly, I report to you, once again, I have in fact closed at SESSION HIGHS. I had been down 60bps by 2pm and things looked rather noir for me. I felt like drowning myself in a vat of whiskey. Then I happened to CHANCE UPON SGMO and ended up selling that for a 16% winner inside 15 min flat.
Then things quickened for me. I started buying all sorts of shit in Exodus — things ramped — and now I am up 130bps. Easy come, easy come.
I am 125% leveraged, margined to the hilt — pissing into the face of Mother Market. Nothing can stop me. If something could, they would’ve done it by now.
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Remember when Jon Corzine blew up MF Global and stole $1.6 billion in customer funds and the only thing that happened to him was he went in front of Congress and perjured himself while house members licked his nuts? I was just thinking about that when I was sending in my $103 check for going 5 miles over the posted 25 mph speed limit at 6:30 a.m. in beautiful Connecticut. Also, if you are in CT, as you may know, there is a new Paid Family Leave Law that we all must fund with a big beautiful new withholding tax. This new deduction will be 0.5% of total wages. But at least it’s cold and cloudy here from November until May.