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If you thought you’d visit old Le Fly to see him humbled under the rubble of a diving NASDAQ — think again fucked face. I had been partially raped mid-day but then my developer texted me the link to our latest tool in Stocklabs, which takes keywords and exports them into our screens.

You can see it here. It’s still not done, but basic function is there.

Adding finishing touches to Stocklabs search function, which scours news, profile and our community comments and exports to screener. Today's trades were found in breast cancer. $GLSI, $SLS, $ONCT, $GENE pic.twitter.com/vduWap2ew8

— Stocklabs (@stocklabs_io) December 9, 2020

So what it does for me is take keywords posted from our newswire, company profiles, or shit discussed in the Pelican Room — our 1,000+ members chat room for traders. That keyword was then used in some of my volume screens that pro-rates volume on a minute scale to quickly catch breakouts.

GLSI had been all the rage today, with the stock skyrocketing more than 2,500% at the peak. They cured breast cancer, apparently. Using the key words “breast cancer” produced a series of trades that will go down as some of my finest — turning a bad session into a +135bps day.

Gains were enjoyed in GENE, SLS, ONCT, GOVX, BNTC and many more. In all, I executed 57 trades today and absolutely pissed into the face of all of you who were hoping to come here and bear witness to a lesser man.