I made another 300bps today — but who’s counting huh? My life entails of strict austerity, inane hours, slightly dysfunctional household relationships, and massive winship in the markets. Do not be jealous of Captain Fly for a single second — for I am also bald and have innumerable short comings in other areas of life. However, when it comes to trading — I am simply smarter than you — better. I am wiser, blessed by over 1,000 years of spiritual living — and plus I have a fucking time machine.
Very soon, however, I will permit you to ride inside of my time machine, for a monthly fee of course. Stocklabs aka COCKLABS is coming to the people soon — to rescue them from their moribund plain and dull lives. I offer stocks without cocks and plenty of gains wrought out from severe pain in building a world class platform. This experience of mine, building Stocklabs for the past 1.7 years, has been magnificently nightmarish. But we’re almost there and very soon Le Fly will be sashaying throughout his yacht, sailing the seven seas — trading exclusively from private satellite connection.
Off to go walk the fucking dogs, then whip up a chicken dinner.
Ciao.
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So you’re bald AND you cook? FIG !!