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Markets Drifts Lower, Everyone in Exodus Made 10% Today

No thanks to me. I was actually down in my trading account. But, apparently, all of those SUPREME FAGGOTS made 10% for the session, long RIOT, FUBO and whatever the hell else was up 20% today. What a wonderful planet I live on, where people inside my own trading room cuck me to bare witness to their elaborate gains — all of them circle jerking around their returns, probably cramming sushi into their fat faces as they grin at the screen where I wrote: “But I was down today.”

No pity, no “hey Fly, scooter, you’ll get ’em tomorrow.” Instead, I see one comment after the next +806bps today — “best day eva, thank yooo Exodus.”

Well Fuck off. I’m a value investor now and I scowl at your 10% daily gains. I was down 2% and liked it very much, aside from the part where I lost money. But it wasn’t my fault. Jeff Bezos and his evil Amazon destroyed WBA, MCK and CVS, all were doing fine until Amazon decided to sell drugs.

I am sure, as God is my witness, I will have my revenge, very bitter but also sweet, sometime in the immediate future.

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6 comments

  1. emersonlakepalmer

    Congrats to all the Exodus 10% winners. In other news, Hillary came under sniper fire when she landed in Bosnia in 1996 and Blumenthal seems to remember he was “in country” when he was a reserve Marine stateside (after getting five deferments just like Sleepy Joe and Generalisimo Bonespurs). What other profession but politician allows you to steal valor? I know of of none.

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    • emersonlakepalmer

      and how about the lovely Maxine Waters?? 44 years a politician and she lives in multi-million dollar home outside of her district. maybe she should invite all the homeless that she is representing so well in south L.A. to her compound for a dip in the built-in pool. of course they’ll have to skim all the scum out of the water first.

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      • moosh

        Hahah, you must mean the pool needs cleaning because she only swims in her resort pools further south where there is so much better global warming. Who knows, maybe one day she will after 44+ years as a professional politician donate her salary like the current President did on day one

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        • moosh

          Nice little pullback on NNDM, silver getting ready to rocket

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          • emersonlakepalmer

            i love silver and gold. I hate Waters, who has paid from campaign funds, her daughters firm “Progressive Connections, over $180,000 in 2019 (latest available) to distribute slate ballots. Now I can guaranty you that an audit would show funds being paid to this entity every year. Not a bad gig being a politician and setting your kids up for life, eh? Me, I choose to work hard and ethically. I’ll admit I’m an athiest, but if there is a heaven I think I should be let in before any of Water’s spawn.

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          • tradercaddy

            Having traded gold and silver stocks since 1980 I would say don’t start buying them until you see the actual stocks out perform the metal itself.
            In other words, wait and watch and ignore the expert commentary.
            The best scenario would be when the metal gets hit but the actual stocks are unchanged to up. That would be a sign.
            The opposite is true. If the metals are up but the stocks are down, then stay away.

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