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Happy Disgusting Person Day

You ought to be proud of yourselves, out there voting bright and early for your guy. It’s awfully important that you vote in order to protect your freedoms. After all, this is the most important election of all time, maybe even the most important election in the history of mankind. So so important.

Also it’s important that you pledge your allegiance to a political party and then cut off friends and family members who enrich your lives with laughter who disagree with your party. After all, it’s an awfully important election and inaction is violence. If your family members and friends cannot understand the importance of this election, then they left you — not the other way around.

Steam through life with the words given to you and repeat them over and over and over so that other people pay attention and listen to them. If they choose not to listen to you, that’s because they’re reprobates without a proper education. These are important times, awfully important, and the society cannot afford to accommodate those with wrong opinions.

On this all important day, remember to get out there and vote and make a change, and vote with your heart, and also make sure to express your point of view. There has never been a more important day, perhaps not ever. You will see, 4 years from today — the world will be so different because of your vote. You cannot afford not to vote. Think back to 2016 to now and then look at the mask on your face, so sad and also beautiful — because you’re safe and intelligent and you’re doing the right thing. I know both candidates are so bad, but one is much worse than the other and it’s so important to make the right choice.

In closing, please do the right thing, if not for yourselves, but for your children and grandchildren. If childless, please vote for the orphans and for those in need. This election might mean the difference between their lives continuing or coming to abrupt end.

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17 comments

  1. acehood

    Cynicism is so trite.

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  2. ha

    Classic!

    And today when you vote, vote really hard! Concentrate! This is the most important thing you will ever do! Or not.

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    • ha

      I feel good knowing that the candidates running are the best possible, most qualified candidates in America. And America will get what America deserves.

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  3. tha pirate

    Vote.

    Vote for 4 years of success both inside and outside the USA.
    Vote for America to remain energuy independent, not kissing China’s ass
    Vote for a free, independent Court, not a PACKED Supreme Court that will simply do the will of the far left
    Vote for a man who takes a $1 dollar a year salary and gave up a peaceful, wealthy lifestyle, not a scam artist who sends out his son with a bag to collect cash from Ukraine and China
    Vote to keep your businesses and schools OPEN, not for shutdowns and a Soviet style police state
    Vote to continue operation Warp speed, vaccines and treatments which have lowered the mortality rate 85%, not for false promises to stop a virus that NO NATION on earth can stop (except for some tiny isolated Island state).

    The China Virus will NOT simply ‘stop’ the next day if Biden wins.
    Vote red and keep America prosperous, we will all get through this virus soon, don’t use it as an excuse to vote for false promises which will only curtail all your freedoms

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  4. tha pirate

    Vote to have free, open and fair political discussions, not be silenced by the Mobs, ANTIFA, Social Media and the corporate-media complex which are stifling free speech.

    Trump is not a speech master or someone who is a professional politician; he is a man who gets the job DONE. This virus is 100% the fault of CHINA, and if Trump wins THEY will pay, if Biden wins, we will ALL pay!

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    • purdy

      Nuke the pinko commie bioweapon-launching bastards! Nuke ’em all. As for Dems – Lock ’em all up! Immajibberinflaggginriglfkmondthlsehbbbbbboooo!

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  5. purdy

    So they install Joe (or as Matt Taibbi calls him “the corpse with hair plugs”). But if the Dems take the Senate too, there’ll be lots more money flung out to insolvent cities and states in Libtardistan. Question I have is: Has their taking the senate been reflected in the market and in the recent bond market change of trend?

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  6. Mr. Cain Thaler

    Oh hey look at that. Election day and polling shows Biden up 3-5%. Man remember back in June when everyone knew that the polling showing him up by 11% was garbage and nobody seriously bought into that or argued otherwise?

    Yeah me neither.

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  7. purdy

    Are there any publicly-traded plywood installation companies? What happens to all the plywood after the white supremacists are done burning and looting our cities? Plywood reclamation should be a big business too.

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  8. si eclectus

    Well said. Thank you, Fly.

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  9. emersonlakepalmer
    emersonlakepalmer

    Yeah, get your dicks out of your hands and go vote.

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  10. purdy

    Trump hasn’t dropped as many bombs as did Obama/Biden, but at his current pace he will out bomb Obama/Biden by the end of a second term. Both these guys are tools of the same evil.

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