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18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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Gentleman Fly is Back

I have discarded my day trading ways and now conduct myself as I’ve always had — an extreme gentleman of the most profound and gregarious proportions. I closed out four trades today (DDD +8.4%, ZI -6.66%, GRWG +3.1%, and GDRX +3.5%) and simply sat back and watched my portfolio, built with great stocks, edge higher.

Today’s gains were +120bps and my recent additions were mostly in the oil space.

Presently, I have just consumed an avocado toast and will depart for tennis for an hour of practice. I have nothing to concern myself with because I realize my position is solid, cock-strong even, and nothing in this universe can stop me.

Good day.

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15 comments

  1. maxx2000

    Finally a voice of reason and some sanity has returned. Welcome back senor Fly.

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  2. tha pirate

    “Sen. Ted Cruz: Democrats Are “Deadly Serious” About Packing the Supreme Court”

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bMx4z-6OEhM

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  3. emersonlakepalmer
    emersonlakepalmer

    You’re still a dickhead

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  4. mad marsupial

    “Gentleman Fly” – Oxymoron = if there is a better example, I’d like to hear it.

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  5. purdy

    Hitler in the aftermath of WWI:
    “When this nightmare is over, we need a Truth and Reconciliation Commission. It would erase my predecessor’s lies, comfort those who have been harmed by his hatefulness, and name every official, politician, executive, and media mogul whose greed and cowardice enabled this catastrophe.”

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    • indie

      source?

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      • purdy

        ..just speculating that it’s something he would say

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        • indie

          the fuck is wrong with you?

          You take something Nelson Mandela would say and put it in the mouth of Hitler. And you put it within bracket like you’re quoting from a history book. You fucking dumb? facetious?

          What an era we live in! evil and good have no meaning. Lies and truth are equal.

          Whatever, you can say ANYTHING. No fucking consequences…

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          • purdy

            For fuck’s sake. Turn off MSNBC and think for yourself. Do you really think that Trump made you snowflakes suffer the way that Europeans made South African blacks suffer?

            Anyway, the quote is from Robert Reich, not Mandella. And he’s suggesting that Trump supporters should be tracked down and punished. This should frighten you as much as does Trump’s supporters chanting lot ’em up.

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          • indie

            So anybody who doesn’t support your viewpoint is brainwashed and can’t think for themselves. I see. … wait.. it’s almost like that line is used all the time by the fox news alt right infowar crowd. it’s such a cliché. Basically, you’re just repeating what you read/heard somewhere else, instead of coming up with an original idea… Turn your brain on. Think for yourself!

            Have you ever thought that maybe one of the biggest threat to democracy is the lost of trust in our information institutions; not only the media but also universities (science) and government intelligence (CIA, census, etc)? The siren wail against MSM and deep state bullshit is a fallacy to actually lure the masses into rejecting its democratic institutions and welcome an authoritarian regime. and it’s deeply, incredibly naive and misinformed to keep peddling this bullshit thinking your doing the duty of a self anointed knight of the freedom fighter guild or something.

            Trump enablers (not supporters) should and will be tracked down and punished for their criminal acts. Not for policies. That’s political and normal. Fraud and corruptions is not. There’s never been so much corruption than under this administration. It’s all projections and lies. Everything they blame others they’ve done. I hope they go to prison. and hopefully, they’ll plug the loopholes permitting the pardon dealings. Then… they’ll be ready for truth and reconciliations.

            Btw, who knew? Rudy is actually a pedo… like i said.. all projection and lies.

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  6. heckler

    Fly, will Biden get arrested on stage tonight?! Fingers crossed

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  7. fxtradepro

    Tennis? Learn how to swing a golf club.

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    • indie

      you boomer?
      golf isn’t a sport.
      you play dart?
      chess?
      Twitch?

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      • fxtradepro

        39
        Former D1 basketball player
        Dart, only when inebriated at Irish bars (not often)
        No Chess, but I should
        Twitch? Whatever the fuck…
        All the fag-lets at the club play tennis. The men are on the tee box at 8:30 participating in wanton degeneracy, then meet there family’s by the pool for lunch.

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  8. purdy

    IMHO, Trump, as usual, was not prepared and got poleaxed by a doddering old political pimp who delivered his basement-rehearsed lines without an effective challenge from Trump. Importantly, Biden promised to punish Russia and Iran for their “interference in our elections” …at this point, MICziowarmongers had to change their undershorts.

    Defense stocks, at least those which are not too dependent on commercial air, are doing relatively well today. The deep state is comforted.

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