iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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THE COLLAPSE IS COMING

It’s going to knock the wind out of your sails and crash your boat into the rocks. Most of you aren’t built for discomfort — grotesquely accustomed to SHIT-POSITING on Twitter funny images and cavorting with morons for the purposes of laughter. Those smiles will soon be turned upside down — as Mother Markets punches you square in the jaw with her iron fists.

We’re living in an era of extreme entitlement. Even during a complete economic lockdown — you fucking faggots enjoyed the grandeur of a bull market. These circumstances cannot last forever and I have never seen a more deserving group of people earn a market calamity.

It will be grim and force you out of stocks — cash calls and margin liquidations will be the new norm.

I cannot wait.

In the interim, I booked gains this morning in JMIA (+4.7%), BLNK (7.2%), and SRNE (+7.4%). I am 70% cash, 15% short — eagerly awaiting collapse.

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6 comments

  1. purdy

    ..and this is why Trump fired his former campaign spokesman, Fly.

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  2. ericbakerbruce

    This blog is done. Over. It’s a complete yawn until richardweiner makes an appearance. The Fly is a shill. He should go to work for that other blowhard, Whitney Tilson. They both love jerking off, telling the world how great they are. Then they can merge with the king of shills, Martin Armstrong. Listening to classical music and working out once a week does not make you superior to anyone else.

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  3. Good Shepherd

    long $silver, $eth, $uni and $flo. carrying my pistol and sitting comfy for the collapse

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  4. oilerua

    the collapse where

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