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18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
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PLAYING TONIGHT’S DEBATES VIA THE FUCKING STOCK MARKET

Trump is going to unveil his 20x platinum black power package worth a gazillion dollars, which will only be topped by Biden’s 40x platinum package. Biden will then delve into EV and talk shit about the environment, which will be viewed indifferently by Trump — who will then shill for more tax cuts.

Tonight’s debates will be one giant fucking handout for all people of all colors. Free shit up and down the aisle. I am long lithium because they propel the EV sector and I am long two BLM stocks — because black power.

I see very few circumstances where this doesn’t happen. I am almost assured to make grandiose coin tomorrow, so stay tuned.

For the day, I closed +0.4%, a little disappointing since I had been up 1.3% earlier. I fucked my own face with several trades gone awry. My quant, however, which houses 50% of my account was +0.9%.

Bottom line: Extremest view here is for a TOTAL fucking collapse, in which case I am positioned for that eventuality as well. I quite literally cannot lose.

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10 comments

  1. purdy

    If Biden does not at least meet the very lowest of the low expectations which have been set for him, I’d guess that they’ll have him experience a health crisis over the coming days and he’ll be out.

    330 million people, and this is the best that the deep state would allow to advance.

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    • ha

      Coming days? Joe may need to play the health crisis card tonight. It could be very effective. He can finish the debate from the Cleveland Clinic. In any case it should be entertaining.

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      • bob smith

        Tonight would make a good South Park episode.

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=82GHni9QT7o

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        • edge

          I thought you had a point last night but that debate was below even South Park standards.
          Trump was off the rails nuts, and closed by appealing to the Proud Boys to be ready, in response to a question about white supreacy!
          As a white man, I’m embarrassed that 75% of my peers support that piece of shit…we may have been the best at one time but not any more.

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          • bob smith

            Yeah, I hear you. Fortunately, most of my white male peers have an IQ greater than their shoe size which puts them at a significant advantage over Trump zealots.

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  2. purdy

    Having viewed some of the post-debate MSM commentary, the commentariat was clearly coached to prep us for the cancellation of the next two scheduled debates if Biden got through this first one without drooling or becoming incontinent.

    Stocks like the Biden win last night while bonds, so far don’t. Trying TBT again here.

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  3. heckler

    Market just needs something semi normal to run. Biden locking it down means we know what happens next. Bullish. Unless Fly is still short that is lol!

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    • edge

      Not if the GOP controls the Senate. Biden could struggle even if the Democrats gain 5 seats.

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  4. dchanko

    that was the best the USA system /society can come up with as leaders?
    the ice cream truck man and the orange deranged lunatic.
    That was fucking embarrassing

    TAN for my holding stocks bucket

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    • bob smith

      I’ll take the ice cream man. At least he won’t push the nuke button out of anger when his coffee is delivered cold.

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