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No School, No Gym, No Mailboxes, No Nothing Fuckers

If you suffered depression before COVID-19 hit, this shit must be the death knell for people on the cusp. Is there an end in sight? I’m not taking that fucking vaccine — cheaply and wholly made by whores. While medicine is something I appreciate and honor, I am not necessarily keen on fucked vaccines that are never tested against placeboes and/or possess MASSIVE quantities of mercury.

The POST OFFICE GENERAL is on the fucking move — removing your mailbox and telling you to fuck off. When I got to NC, I was somewhat shocked that there weren’t any mailboxes at all, as opposed to up north where mailboxes line almost every single block. Perhaps we don’t need to mail anything, especially votes? I am ok with voting in person. What I am not ok with is voting at all. Voting is for 100% losers, people with nothing better to do on a Tuesday night. I will have you know, Le Fly is a man of industry and toil. I work 23 hrs per day and sleep just an hour. I don’t care who is President, as long as I could trade stocks without fees.

Should Kamala Harris become President after Biden dies on the first day in, I am pretty sure she’ll do as she’s told. If she gets out of line, like Trump, they’ll impeach her and make her life miserable — maybe go after her family with threats of violence and wanton discriminatory acts of depravity.

People who do not trade stocks should not get to vote anyhow. What right do you have to tell me what should happen in this country, just because you live in it? You do not own anything, and offer a NEGATIVE balance on the nation’s balance sheet. It is a mistake to permit ordinary folks the vote.

Moving on, I tried to escape the penny stock gambling gambit, but got ensnared in a couple more. I am 35% cash and I turned over a lot of positions today — because shit aint working. This tape is up, but the breadth is weak and the momentum is lacking.

My trades for today.

(MARA -14.1%),
(KC -6.5%)
(OPK -3.8%)
(APRN -3.1%)
(KNDI-1.7%)
CCO – WASH
RIOT WASH
UPWK +1.1%
ZSAN +1.1%
SPAQ +2.5%
WATT +7.7%
SPT +2.3%
GLUU +1.3%

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9 comments

  1. purdy

    If there’s one thing we know about Harris, it’s that she’ll do precisely as she’s told. Mid-east warmongers and big banks will be just fine – just as they have been under Trump and Bushbama.

    To one degree or another, they all do as they’re told. The last one said to have had plans to go off significantly off the reservation was JFK.

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  2. tradercaddy

    The mailboxes are being stored in huge warehouses along with pay telephone booths for use when the aliens fly in from planet Zebtron.
    I know this because their leader spoke to me through my 8 track cassette player.

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    • ericbakerbruce

      You were either listening to Shakedown Street or Roundabout. Both those 8 track tapes are known for channeling distant planets via a dimensional portal. The field resonance system within the 8 track tape artificially generates an energy pattern which precisely matches or resonates with a virtual pattern associated with a distant space-time point. It’s a well known fact.

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  3. ha

    NYC IS DEAD FOREVER. HERE’S WHY
    James Altucher

    https://www.linkedin.com/pulse/nyc-dead-forever-heres-why-james-altucher/

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    • ericbakerbruce

      who gives a rat’s ass what that little fag thinks? I’m not sure who is a bigger douche – him or Whitney Tilson.

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  4. one-eighty

    You’ll take the vaccine. Oh yes you will.

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