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ACTUALLY FUCKING HAPPENING: AMAZON TO TURN SHOPPING MALL WASTELAND INTO STORAGE FACILITIES

Holy shit the biggest news no one gives a fuck about. In the past we laughed at the plight of JC Penny’s and Sears for being old fucktards and for letting Amazon shit on their faces year in and year out. Well, thanks to the COVID-19 scourge, Amazon is now in talks to acquire both JC Penny and Sears shit-stores in order to convert them into fulfillment centers.

You can’t make this shit up. I suppose the rest of the mall can become condos and SHIT-TIER restaurants, and maybe etch out some square footage for Barstools merchandise. Other than that, put a fork in them.

Nasdaq futs are a no show, slight strength in commodities, and ETH cannot get past $400 to save its life. A real nothing burger tonight, other than of course the excitement of trading this clown show tomorrow morning.

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5 comments

  1. barbee

    The irony of it all. Destroy and absorb…

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  2. roguewave

    Those who were paying attention a few weeks when I shilled a decentralized court system are sitting on gains of 3x to 5x. Who knew for sure? No one.
    Best of luck.

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  3. roguewave

    Papers Please!

    Australian Police Will Even Break Windows & Drag People Out of Their Cars
    https://www.armstrongeconomics.com/international-news/disease/australian-police-will-even-break-windows-drag-people-out-of-their-cars/

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  4. roguewave

    Internet bubble 2 – incoming

    Companies will start to add crypto, blockchain etc to their names and pump overnight.
    Companies are starting to store their cash in crypto & gold.
    The fall of the American Empire will not take 300 years. Digital – Fdfaces.
    Centuries old industries and governments will be uber-ed in months not decades, before your very eyes.

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