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18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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EVERYTHING IS PRICED THE FUCK IN

I was busy all day and barely had a chance to sit down. I will likely be busy again, attending to personal matters that are none of your concern. While I do have one inverse ETF, I’m all the way long with maybe 45% cash. I’m not at the desk now and do not care to look now.

Nothing is important and nothing really matters. No need to pay taxes anymore — abide by laws, or even pay tolls. Stop at the toll, get out, and the snap that fucking poll in half and rampage your car thru the booth. No one will stop you. If you should come across a work of art that annoys you, DESTROY IT. Burn your American flags for the 4th of July and accused anyone with an American flag of being a NAZI — because, as you know, the American flag is synonymous with the NAZI flag.

We’re living thru dumb times, but you cannot teach things to dumb people. You must hit them hard and make sure they feel it. If someone KOOL-AIDS thru your front door, consider yourself dead — but first take the longest knife in your drawer and stab one of them thru the eye. Do not ever beg for mercy and never kneel. You can only die once in this SHIT-HOLE called America.

It was a nice country, up until the point our government thought it best to divide us and distract us and saddle us with wars and other fucking bullshit. No everyone hates the country, both for different reasons. The only thing keeping it all together, ironically, is our hatred for one another.

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  1. hidden hills

    SHIT-HOLE called America. Last time i log onto this site. What a fucking asshole you are. Must be hell to live in your head.

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    • JakeGint

      Don’t ever read any Jonathan Swift, either, then. Especially of you enjoy the presence of Irish babies. I had 4, so I was well-spooked.

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      • ericbakerbruce

        There are probably three people that read this blog that have read A Modest Proposal. You, me and peaches.

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        • purdy

          I know some smart and literate people. But I have found that those among them who feel a need to signal it, rather than to communicate to whatever audience they’re addressing, are dumb as fuck in their own way. Yes, I’m talking about you and Gint.

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          • JakeGint

            So what are you saying, Toothless? Are you as dumb-fuk as you seem, or are you just hiding your light under a bushel all this time? I?

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        • Mr. Cain Thaler

          I recall back in school when the girls heard of this piece and responded in unison about how horrible this man was. It went over their heads.

          Then they grew up and today are the backbone of third wave feminism.

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    • metalleg

      America is clearly turning into a shit-hole so perhaps The Fly was a bit early in making the designation but if you’ve been here long enough, you should know that The Fly has the ability to travel into the future so to him, it might have been present tense.

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    • fflannery

      Bye, bye snowflake. He’s right, America has turned into a shit hole and the Black Lives Matter bullshit has worsened the conditions every more. We are now in a. Civil War over Race, or a Race War and this will end very badly. Back to You whose offended. No One has a right to not be offended! Man up and quit being a Pussy, America is a shot hole due to the move toward pussifying Society. I’ve been labeling it the Pussification of America.

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      • soupbone

        You have not landed on the root cause yet, all I sense is emotions and reactions.

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      • tha pirate

        The root cause? Only a blind person can’t see it – it’s the election coming up which the radical left was afraid to lose.. So they decided ANY distraction, ANY problem, ANY THING they could do to blame ‘orange bad man’ for the mess before trying to prop up sleepy Joe in his basement for November is a necessary evil; from intentionally trying to stop the economy with ‘fear porn’ (unless you want to riot and attack cops – then of course, it’s just fine).

        This was never about Floyd or even skin color, it was and is about trying to distract and make Trump look bad. Trump is NOT a politician. He is NOT a great speech maker. He is NOT a great liar. He speaks in a type of mental short hand and tells it like it is, without regard to being ‘P.C.’. This is why the left lost it’s mind from the DAY HE WAS ELECTED and have tried every slander imaginable to bring him down. With elections coming, they looked at the first opportunity they could find to cause as much chaos and division as possible – and blame HIM for it.

        Don’t be fooled. Imperfect as he is, President Trump is all that is standing between the bright future of America, or chaos and insanity.

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  2. heckler

    Fly was busy today, furtively darting from dressing room to dressing room, trying out his new look of camo shorts and a surgical mask. His khaki shorts don’t fit anymore and hes a southerner now

    What do you call a 100 day weekend bitches? I call it coronacation.

    This is the best thing to happen to America in my lifetime. Accept and ride.

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  3. heckler

    Have you guys noticed that besides the avatars being entirely fucked up there’s more and more Chino Russian work from home FAGBOTS in the comments section?

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  4. narcist

    “The only thing keeping it all together, ironically, is our hatred for one another.”

    But love trumps hate. <3

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