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Amazon Explodes Higher on Earnings

Big fucking move in the after-hours. Amazon crushed earnings and everyone who bought is rich-er than before.

Amazon beats by $2.49, beats on revs; guides Q1 in-line

Before that happened, markets spiraled higher, with ease, because betting on the plague is most likely a dumb bet. Even though the plague looks bad now, very soon it will pass and become a mere footnote in the year that was 2020. I made my score, the 300% gain in the beginning, and now I am moving past that and into other stocks. Real stocks that move higher based upon real things. So many of you failed to trade the virus stocks because you’re of the low information type, stumbling though life without a care in the world. This is why platforms like Exodus exists, to give you and your loved ones and edge, enough to make a difference in your otherwise moribund and miserable lives. I know this because I live it too. But I am a highly skilled instrument of financial warfare and know the tea leaves better than most.

I bought 4 normal stocks towards the end of the day, mostly tech stocks. I will likely buy more tomorrow and finished off my allocation early next week, hopefully into another market scare.

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3 comments

  1. numbersgame

    “a mere footnote in the year that was 2019”
    It’s 2020.

    Also, suprised that you moved to the side of the “Moron stockbrokers” and “FUCKHEAD Buzzzzzzfeed blogger ” even as the double PhD and the report he based his tweet on turn out to be pruscient.

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  2. heckler

    To all you fluFAGS out there: Today I ran into a girl who knows the nurse who treated the first USA wuflu patient. Remember that shit happened in my fucking backyard. The nurse has been quarantined since she saw the guy (is bored AF at home for days now) and pretty much everyone who even got near this dude or the nurse has been under constant supervision: they are taking daily swabs of folks at the urgent care and hospital, they tracked down friends, relatives, etc. Chicago can suck my dick but I have to think this is standard procedure nation-wide after hearing about it.

    Fuck China but seems like the northwest is gonna be okay for now. FYI. Also today my dad sent out an email to the family regarding the virus otherwise known as the dad indicator time will tell homos.

    Fly you like $X under ten or what brah?

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  3. flea

    low information type: “stumbling though life without a care in the world.”

    inside trader: “your otherwise moribund and miserable lives”

    (chuckle)

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