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Reminder: Africa Will Always Be a Shit-Hole

No idea why they bothered to fight the Boer Wars. I get the Dutch didn’t want the Brit-Bongs dicking around in their colony. But now with the benefit of hindsight, we can clearly see there is nothing but gold there. Perhaps that’s enough? Maybe the lives of a few thousand middle class’d work-slaves are worth its weight in gold?

The Germans are at it again, now trying to colonize Africa via commerce via JMIA. I took the trade, saw my gains swell, and then quickly dissipate to nothing at all. I booked a 4.7% loss — because small losses are better than bigger ones. I took an African spear right through the ribs. But don’t worry, I’ll live and even prosper after this and never again will my eyes gaze upon the continent of Africa — a denizen of ill repute whose citizen have yet to invent the fucking wheel.

From now on, Le Fly will quarantine his high stakes gambits where they belong — in Asia — land of the dog eater.

Am I mad at Asians for eating dogs? Of course not. But I think there is something missing in a person who can pet such a selfless loving creature during one minute and then eat its flesh with BBQ sauce the next. It’s just something to log into the back of one’s brain when dealing with persons from the orient.

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9 comments

  1. ferd

    You will never be the Dem nominee for president.

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  2. soonerxii

    This is the gd content I come here for

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    • numbersgame

      Most Trump supporters are morally deficient. And some, I assume, are good people.

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  3. numbersgame

    Fly, I get that you are dropping in views and clicks, but this is a bit much. Are we heading back to the days of Pepe on this blog?

    a) let’s say you have a race between two vehciles that are constantly accelerating. If you give one vehicle a headstart, that vehicle will increase its lead over tiem, ***even if the second vehicle accelrates at the same rate*** I’ll also noteworthy that Africa’s adoption of pay-by-cell apps has been quicker thatn the US.

    b) anyone who has any clue about the realtionship between demographics and economics would not be disparaging Africa

    c) The biggest problem with Africa is that 1st world countires and companies have been workign with African elites for decades to plunder their natural resources for the benefit of those same companies and elites. Ironcailly, the US is making this same shift, with Trump accelrating it. The differnece is that the US lower-and middle class popualtions have enough econmic and political power to throw a wrench is this, which is how a former Democrat became the Repuclican President (Trump) and a former Republican (Warren) and Independant (Sanders) are strongly vying for the Democratic nomination to defeat him.

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  4. heckler

    Can’t polish that turd

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  5. airborne

    I’m up for roasting a trader blogger over an open fire, just not the Fly.

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