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The Market is Extremely SAFU; 100% Long — ALL IN

After I booked gains in ZM, PHR, APRN and GSX today, I had to take some meetings and also deal with the sale of my home, which of course is not going smoothly. Apparently the buyers’ attorney wants me to fix a bunch of things, all small and of the nitpicking varietal. Needless to say, I am sick to my stomach over this entire process and will never sell a house again.

That being said, I am emboldened by today’s action and will be departing for the yard in short order, where I must tend to innumerable things that need tending to.

I’ll cut to the chase. The markets are SAFU and there is nothing to fear but fear itself. Feel free to gallivant out there into the woods naked and run around backwards into corn fields, care free. I do not see how stocks could trade down, ever again.

With that in mind, I bought 4 more stocks into the final hour. Although I cannot reveal said names to unwashed reader class gents, I can tell you that I am long stocks that will trade higher — and soon. I favor recent IPOs in the tech space and sometimes in retail oriented sectors.

I’m also long a slew, mind you, of gold miners and feel good about that. My portfolio is entirely up with zero pullbacks, all 20 names. I am a fucking Master Ace stock trader, top class, #1 ranked globally by everyone who knows me. I would like to see you try to stop me, for I will rip off your arms and legs and use them as hammers to repair the many things around the house that need repairing.

HAGW.

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9 comments

  1. mensch

    It’s a beautiful thing to have a strong dollar. This fucking guy cracks me up.

    Looks like the new DJT focus is to shit on Europe. Hoping regional banks, BTC, PMs and Chinese trash carry me to great success next week.

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  2. MSGT HARTMAN

    +40% YTD

    Having fun watching the day traders dumpster diving trying to find the golden ring amongst sanitary napkins, banana peels and diapers.

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    • Dr. Fly

      I piss on 40%. I shit on 40%.

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    • it is showtime

      Great Days For Those
      Who Predicted Asset
      Bubbles,
      9 Years Ago

      ha theres no setup that an eventual change in political direction doesnt cause shock or calamity. the system is so massively dependent on current 1 deficits 2 tax policy 3 buybacks 4 rate cut efficacy. globalist individuals at the top ‘kinda’ know that. allowing the mountaintop to accumulate even further solely suggests a planned downturn is still a high ‘probability’

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  3. ericbakerbruce

    Even though my cost basis is $37, I’m still a buyer of RGLD at these levels. Jump in gents, the water is fine.

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  4. The_Swede

    Perhaps you will return to being a political blogger?

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