Back From a Disgusting Place

A little personal note here. I was at the local hospital with my father in law, following up on a serious health matter. In an act of desperation, I chose to eat at the cafeteria, a disgusting place manned by what I assumed were former inmates. I ate what I thought were hush puppies, but were in fact disgusting mushrooms. I ate about 6 of them — because I was famished and soon became gravely ill with an incident of food poisoning. Since I am genetically supreme to you, I did not shit myself or vomit. I simply endured this malady and overcame it within an hour or two.

Since then I sold out of this FUCKING UGAZ position I bought the other day — and took a 12% drubbing for the joy. I also sold out of IPHI for a 0.8% gain and KL for a +5.3% return. I have several stocks already on the books that are extremely profitable and I have a healthy and vivacious hankering for silver — the other shiny metal.

For my end of day pick, I am leaning towards SAAS.