$SNAP shorts are getting their dicks snapped off in after hours. I was long up until yesterday, but sold — because RULES ARE RULES. Who am I to break them? I am a loyal servant of certain disciplines and I cannot deviate, lest I let the country down. The world, actually. iBankCoin has devout readers in 56 countries, spanning the flat earth .
News after the bell worth perusing.
Snap beats by $0.04, beats on revs, beats on DAUs, beats on Adj-EBITDA; guides Q3 revs, Adj-EBITDA above consensus; calls for Q3 DAUs of 205-207 mln
Texas Instruments beats by $0.07, beats on revs; guides Q3 in-line
BAM! Off with your dicks.
I bought a semi stock for an overnight trade, so I expect to be ingratiated with coin in the morning. It was a conservative pick and I chose it because I only wanted to make a little bit of money. It’s like mowing the lawn for me, easy like rain. If I wanted to bang out a higher octane trade, I could’ve. But I didn’t want any of my readers who weren’t members of Exodus feeling envious.
Jealously is the ugliest of all traits and makes people absolutely miserable and turns them into monsters. Instead of being envious of Le Fly, due to his supreme excellence in all things, feel sorry for him for having the burden of such a curse. The crown is in fact heavy and it makes the head go bald. Next thing you know, I’m in the sun getting my fucking head baked off and I drop dead from a heat stroke.
More on this tomorrow.
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All that excellence in trading and yet you still peddle your subscriptions like the bill collector is nipping at your heels….
I am a humble small business owner, operator of software.
3 ellipses please. Thanks
Indeed…
shama
you get a thumbs up just for your name. It’s amusing without even knowing the derivation. But I looked it up. Yep, funny. I tried to listen to it; but alas:
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Ooooh. Like those Jeffrey Epstein rolodexers at goog are not already tracking everything like some digital peeping Tom’s.
But good point is, how much is enough?
Fly did all the work. The marginal cost of another subscription is nil but the benefit is something for his family.
People allow jealously to make themselves miserable or to turn themselves into monsters. Better to use it as motivation for self-improvement.
Fucking DOJ. How are these companies supposed to buy up my SAAS names with bs like this?
whered the link to the cash crisis go