iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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On This Saturday In the Midst of Summer, I Grant Thee Gifts

Hot fucking day out there, believe me. So hot, it makes me want to send airplanes into Iran for purposes of bombing.

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On the agenda today: drinks and meats on the grill. Fuck going out and fuck driving.

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13 comments

  1. ericbakerbruce

    Cobain was murdered and I get valueline from library, free.

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  2. trumpmeister

    Gold/silver and cryptos all day.

    Chumps will be driving multiple lambos with extra $100 rolls to blow at strippers in no time if they follow this advice

    Will revote for the Donald in the upcoming election bc I like making money

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    • moosh

      What cryptos you be talking about Willis?

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    • bob smith

      Cryptos are for gambling degenerates. Stick to gold/silver for now and you will bank coin and won’t have to pay for late advice about “gold/silver is a slam dunk” after the party is already well under way.

      Miners are the place to be right now. If you like the “juice” from day trading, just get some meth. Same result… quick high… regret in the morning (and penniless).

      This recommendation has been provided free of charge.

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  3. krauthammer

    Long cryptos, long SPX Covered calls. Long Live The Fly.

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  4. tmmdn0

    100% long crypto and suburb fabulous.

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  5. heckler

    50th Anniversary of Moon Landing. EAT SHIT FLY! Next up Space Force and Man on Mars

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