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18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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Today’s Annualized Returns Are +2,686%

See pal, this is who I am and you’re nothing.

I woke up late because I went to sleep at 5am. I had purchased TWTR yesterday with the intent to ‘Milk Jack’ — but it didn’t work out so I sold it for a 1.3% loss. Those are the fucking rules. Stop complaining.

I then ventured upon APRN in the morning because of their deal with BYND. It was a classic squeeze and I bought it after it was +40%. Sounds crazy right?

Fuck you — go home and play with your kids.

I just sold it for an intra-day +10.7% return.

You kids can try to duplicate the power of “The Fly” or you can swim with me like chum fish around a giant shark.

Also, fuck vegans.

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7 comments

  1. mrcharlie

    Fly you salty mfer!!!! Haha….So how ya been otherwise?

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    • Dr. Fly

      PRETTY GOOD THANKS! How about yourself?

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      • mrcharlie

        Not bad at all despite the catamites descending upon Asbury this time every season. Yes I am a selfish prick when it comes to street parking. And i have a private garage spot!!! hahaaaaaa

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  2. donkeyboy

    Moving stock calls to Exodus and now you got these retarded adds invading my white space.

    Fly, you give me a better FREE experience or I will flip the fuck out on your customer support representative

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    • Dr. Fly

      I agree. I had to chastise the ad guys for that today. You fuckers want House Fly without champagne this summer? Fucking join Exodus and quit being such pikers.

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      • mrcharlie

        When is house Fly throwin that summer bbq complete with slip ‘n slides and bikini’s by the pool?!?!?!

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  3. numbersgame

    Back when I was trading VIX options (which are European style), I bought a calendar spread for a net credit (ie, the option I sold was worth more than the option I bought). A few days later, I closed out the position for ***another net credit***.

    Calculate the annualized gain on THAT trade.

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