Markets Jump Off With a Bang — But It Won’t Last

You’ve been warned! Consider yourselves on notice.

Markets are popping — but yields are plunging again and crude is weak. There’s a lot of false optimism out there — men clad in fanciful clothing — buying up stocks because they’re in a good fancy fucking mood. Well, I’m in a dour mood and I don’t like fancy clothing either. Truth is, I haven’t bothered to send my fancy fucking clothes in for dry cleaning in months, instead opting for black t shirts and ordinary pants. I dress like a janitor these days and couldn’t give two fucks about it.

Do you think I’m going to buy stocks into a Chinese trade war? The guy dressed like a janitor in a dour mood doesn’t do that. He instead waits in the tall grass with this hot mop — waiting to slap the shit out of someone.

I’m making coin today — long CRON, LK, SILK and my Quant is up 65bps. Heck, even my DRIP is higher. But I’m not in DRIP for a mere 25%. I am in it for the glory and for final victory. To accomplish these lofty goals, I’ll need to dispirit the last bull — the guy who buys dips as a matter of practice because it has served him so well over the years. We want those old habits to die hard and with it — his entire brokerage account. Zeroed the fuck out.

What hatred. What unrivaled anger!

Fuck off.