China is going to learn one way or another. Either we’ll get them with our banks and trade — or our insidious culture. We’ll teach the Chinese to hate each other, themselves, turn gay, listen to degenerate music, watch immoral programming, and promote promiscuity — all for the sake of roping them in. If they do not rope in, we’ll rope them out.
ENTER LUCKIN’ COFFEE
This is the Starbucks of China — with over 1,700 locations in China, jut behind Starbucks’ 3,000. Thanks to the trade war, I suspect China will find a way to fuck all American companies doing business there, boosting the prospects of local yocals.
America will teach the Chinese to enjoy coffee and to throw away their disgusting green tea. Right after that, we’ll teach them how to cut their dicks off and to transition the men into women and the women into furries.If you enjoy the content at iBankCoin, please follow us on Twitter