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TITANIC MODE INVOKED; PANIC SCHEDULED FOR FIRST THING TOMORROW MORNING

UPDATE: A source told CNBC that Chinese Vice Premier Liu He will likely cancel the trip he’d planned for himself and a 100-person delegation for the final round of talks that U.S. officials had previously said could yield a deal by Friday.

A second source said Trump’s decision to more than double the tariff rate on $200 billion of goods was meant to send a message to Liu to not come to the U.S. with more “empty offers.”

It’s over fucked faces. Le Fly told you market would go away in May and here we are now — making all of you absolute FUCKHEADS cringe and eat your words. Hubris always comes before the fall and now your dumb ass is about to be dispatched and you’re already thinking this will end the same way it did in December and maybe it will — but maybe it won’t.

One thing is for certain, being permanently anything makes you an idiot — a useless dull knife in a draw filled with other dull butter knives. “The Fly” is a blunt instrument of war — sharpest blade in the garage — shit cuts your fingers off by just looking at it. Cuts through bones like hot butter.

Dow futures are down 500, Nasdaq -176. Ring the alarms — there’s a fire raging now and it’s heading for your bullshit portfolios.

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7 comments

  1. moosh

    I should have listened. I’ve been trying to CANCEL ALL ORDERS all weekend long. I thought the market would never go down again after a straight up move for only four months in a row

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  2. ultramarine

    It’s “drawer”, not “draw”. A game…

    And this week I don’t just expect your AAA-game, Dr. Fly: the market gods demand it.

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  3. acehood

    New highs in a week. Book it.

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    • numbersgame

      That scenario was the most likely as of last week, when the default Trade Deal progress was status sqo. Now, Trump is raising the stakes again. Long 30-year bonds is the easiest trade for mid-term investors.

      FWIW, although Trump’s trade wars will hurt the economy in the short term, it is better for the long term, unlike the Republican tax paln which wass biased in the other direction.

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  4. Raul3

    DON’T PANIC 😉 $$$

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