Shut up and quit shitting your pants. Stocks are going higher.
Where are they going?
Towards new record highs. They will achieve this well before my predicted Easter egg hunt extravaganza. Clearly, everything is back to normal. Oil is running, tech is great. Hell, even Bitcoins are soaring. We are living in a fantasy land of cotton candy and rainbow colored skittles.
Nothing can stop us now.
Every single one of my stocks in my trading account is up. I am particularly fond of the Chinese names. My favorite, as of this moment — FHL.
Ok, I’ve had a busy day and need to get back into Exodus now in order to make fun of everyone and make some trades. Be back soon — fuckers.
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