iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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Come Find Your Next Small Cap Runner Here

I just got done doing my nightly gandering of the markets and I’ve seen the future — and it is filled with shit. Get yourselves a nice portfolio brimming with shit and, believe me, you’ll thank me later.

Some of my shit stocks include, but not limited to, PLUG, HMY, SAND, SBGL, FTFT and much more. To that end, I’ve created a screen, using the proprietary algorithms in Exodus. You faggots might think it’s not important, but it is. Otherwise I wouldn’t be posting it now.

Here is page 1 of 10, sorted by technical strength. The scale is 1 to 5, 5 being Cialis hard and ready to go — 1 being flaccid and a poor excuse for a man.

Looking into that screen, which can be accessed here, I like the stocks with negative weekly Sharpes, indicative of small caps that are strong today, but weak recently. In other words, ready to go next. One of those stocks is ANY — but there are many more.

Naturally, you’re inclined to access this information for free — being poor or miserly, or both. Lucky for you, we accept free trials. On top of that, you’re also probably looking to both cut back on your expenses and also increase your returns in the stock market — a fool’s gambit which is destined to extricate you from your investments. Platforms like Exodus, hosted by Space Alien Magicians (SAMs) like me pay for themselves and are worth their weight in gold. Aside from the tools, we’re talking about community of serious and talented people commingling together for the expressed purposes of profit. But you think you’re better off gleaning some crumbs from me after the fact, or perhaps siphoning information from second hand traders on Twitter.

Silly fools. Rule number 1 when beginning an enterprise is investing in said enterprise in order to give yourself a chance to win — the best chance. Utilizing Le Fly could be, dare I say, the single best thing you’ll ever do in your very short and feeble lives.

Good night.

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8 comments

  1. edge

    I took up Fly on his free offer a few years back and found that it was as advertised, very high quality, and would benefit most traders.
    Alas, I’m more of a macro trader, I look for broad trends. To sum up, the service wasn’t in my wheelhouse. But it’s probably in yours and you should try it.
    My style is very outlier, and I don’t recommend it. Much effort is required and most lose money with macro trading.

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  2. jbandy

    When the small cap turds start blasting off, doesn’t that usually mean we are near a short-term top?

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  3. the hungry dog

    IWM Small Cap Index is up 16% since the December lows. Small Caps are defintly trending up. Have a good day:-)

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  4. bronze28

    G-d I love your posts FLY..especially the miserly comments. You are so prescient.

    this from another twitter account

    https://twitter.com/i/status/1098225418270736384

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