iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
19,617 Blog Posts

IT DOESN’T MATTER WHAT YOU THINK, BOY

Stocks were bad in December, but it isn’t December any more — now is it?

Now you might be over there eating marmalade all day, sipping from your faggotry bags of tea — eagerly and viciously awaiting stocks to reverse lower. You keep refreshing Zerohedge to read some negative news about pending upheaval, in order to placate yourselves whilst devouring pistachio muffins and rubbery panned cakes.

But I have news for you now and severely.

It doesn’t matter what you think. Your opinions are meaningless refuse, a trash heap set upon piles of rancid shit.

For the session, I bargained my way into ATTU, CLF, and BZUN. Your hatred for progress is duly noted. But just know, Le Fly is a captain of industry, a man moulded from sturdier stuff, strong, and powerful, able to shatter your jaw bones with one sweeping blow. I am both invincible and incredulous, swiftly and vaingloriously moving thru these markets with alacrity and precision. You cannot stop me; but I hope that you will try.

It seems the news about Trump and China might’ve been fake and the people who issued that leak evil; but it doesn’t change the fact that the snowball of greed is rolling very fast downhill and nothing can stop it now — not even fake news or bad news.

For the moment, prices are strongly biased to the upside.

If you enjoy the content at iBankCoin, please follow us on Twitter

10 comments

  1. it is showtime

    Not gonna repeat a growing gdp narrative this year. Standard Q1 slump. I will guess 1-1.9 Q1 with current consensus low 2. NO NEW TAX CUT STIMULUS BUMP. 4% PRINT FOR 2019 NOT ATTAINABLE. And again Q2 does not have a synthetic enhancement. Without black swans Q2 goes borderline 3. Q3 and Q4 likely stumble. The encroaching trigger pts on various issues will arrive if they already havent. Gdp Failure – Fully Engaged

    • 1
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
    • numbersgame

      Hard Brexit ->
      UK bank issues + chaos ->
      counterparty contagen ->
      liquidity disappears ->
      welcome to 2008

      • 0
      • 0
      • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
    • spaceman

      “WE” are ready for plenty more “DECEMBERS” with newly acquired physical gold and silver.

      • 0
      • 0
      • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  2. numbersgame

    FU NFLX and all your lemming stock holders

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
    • numbersgame

      As for the analysts, I would tell them to go to hell, but they already sold their souls to the devil a long time ago.

      • 0
      • 0
      • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
    • numbersgame

      “…bbbbutt they CRUSHED subscriber estimates.”

      Exactly. And they STILL missed on the TOP and BOTTOM line. That just shows how screwed up their business model is. Remember MoviePass? How’s that working out for HMNY?

      New CFO? No suprise there. He probably took one look at the books and and had a heart attack. No wonder they raised prices

      I’ve alwasy said that the problem isn’t custoemr growth, but profitability. They are under-charging for their content, and their custoerms have grown so accustomed to that model, that they’ve now brainwashed their customer so that they’ll never be able to charge enough to make actaul profit. AAPL could quickly solve any sales volume issues they have by dropping their price in half, but AAPL knows better.

      Make me some more money and cut your losses: Sell this stock now.

      • 1
      • 0
      • 1 Deem this to be "Fake News"
      • narwhal

        Lucky for you they won’t let you short stocks in your Acorn’s account.
        You’d be emulsified within 45 minutes.

        • 1
        • 0
        • 2 Deem this to be "Fake News"
        • ryanduncan12345@gmail.com

          @fly – I’ve been able to trade this crazy market successfully thanks to you. I didn’t do well in 2007, I was much younger and often on the wrong side of the trade, always anticipating not really observing key indicators and price action.

          For this market -watching hyg, oil, price action. It’s the right strategy. I tip my hat to you sir!

          • 1
          • 0
          • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
        • numbersgame

          Lucky for you that 99% of investors do not have the knowledge to analyze the long-term value of an investment and that 80% of Wall Street is willing to take advantage of this and tell them:

          “Oh, how fine are the Emperor’s new clothes! Don’t they fit him to perfection?”

          • 0
          • 0
          • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"