Chicanery Abounds!

You didn’t think the market could just go higher like a fucking normal market, did you? American stocks are unique and trickery reigns supreme. A knife around every corner. A trap inside every jar of jam. Just when you comfy enough to head outside for a breath of fresh air, a piano will fall from the sky and flatten you dead.

There is only one cure-all for this ailment: BOARD THE ARK.

Why play games and continue to lose money like a fool, when you can enjoy the safety and wondrous world of The Ark?

Aside from that, I have some DRIP, NUGT, DRV — and 50% cash. This is a dreary market, one forged by demons in hell and designed to destroy you — the unwashed pleb. Do not drink their toxic tonic. Wait for a better market with a more defined direction. Playing these trends is equal to riverboat gambling. Fun fact about that, 90% of bettors end up getting tossed, headlong, into the river.