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REMINDER: Chinese Heir to Largest Tech Company is Rotting in a Cell Now

Let’s place things into perspective, YOU FUCKING IDIOTS.

Sabrina Meng is rotting in a fucking Canadian cell now, awaiting to be shipped to BROOKLYN, NY, in order to face a fucking judge, alongside the other criminals on her greyhound, for a crime that might land her LIFE IN PRISON. I just made that last part up — but everything else is true.

Her crime?

Visiting the Chinese province of Vancouver and for selling stuff to Iran.

This is the largest cock smack across the face of China in decades. I cannot think of a way President Xi saves face, short of sinking a Japanese destroyer. Huawei employs 170,000 people. She is the heir to the company her father founded. This is a company with deep ties into the Chinese military. She is now in a cell, since December 1st, eating gruel and probably being beaten by those evil Canadian bacon correction officers.

I’m certain she’s in an orange jumpsuit now.

While all of this ACTUAL FUCKING HAPPENINGS occur, right in front of your STUPID FUCKING EYES, you sit there with your FUCKING LISTS, and relish the idea of buying stocks. Are you fucking stupid, mate? Haven’t you an IQ over 10 to comprehend what is going on here?

LONG TZA, SOXS, TLT — 70% cash.

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22 comments

  1. dragun

    Mmmmm .. Bacon

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  2. roundwego

    Vix breakout confirmed. Let’s see if it builds on the longer timeframe.

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  3. Lyndon Keltner

    LOCK HER UP

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  4. jbandy

    I must admit–I’ve been putting cash away in short duration CDs (6 months up to 2 years) the past few weeks like a grandpa.

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  5. Lyndon Keltner

    The ghost of Jesse Livermore is enjoying this Trump bear market mightily.

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  6. Theon Nodick

    “Sink Japanese Destroyers with vigor and tenacity!” -Xi

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  7. og

    Trump real quiet on this one.

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  8. ferd

    Rather put my safe money in PMs over TLT.

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  9. roundwego

    When they caught senetor feinstine Chinese spy assistant, was the turning point. Now all the dirt of Chinese student spies, embedded back door chips and spies in political system will be revealed. The Democrats let them in with open arms.

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  10. acehood

    Fly you need to dig deeper on your analysis. China knew about this since Dec. 1

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    • Lyndon Keltner

      Decelerating global growth translates to lower stock prices. On top of that, inverted yield curve and so on.

      People need an excuse, may it be meaningful or not, to sell.

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    • one-eighty

      It happened during the meeting with Xi and Space Case in Argentina, while they were having their dinner and making their “deal”.

      Hey. Easy to win. Right?

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  11. s.k.

    Everyone who voted this dumb orange clown into office should be the first to be conscripted when we go to war with China and Russia.

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    • Lyndon Keltner

      No commander would actually want them.

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      • s.k.

        We are going to need a lot of canon fodder.

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      • numbersgame

        People that blindly listen to their leader unquestioningly make the perfect foot soldiers. The problem only occurs when one of these fools make it into the command structure and sacrafices lives for nothing.

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        • Lyndon Keltner

          Was referring to the fact that they are mostly flabby and sick (cue the orange fuhrer himself). But your point is valid.

          However, many of them among the well-to-do class are also chickenhawks who were good at draft dodging.

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          • numbersgame

            I think the fact that GHW Bush volunteered and fought in a war as a teenager, while his son was in the National Guard during the Vietnam war was proably a big reason why 41 intentioanlly stopped before reaching Baghdad while 43 dragged us (willingly) into a 17-year conflict….

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          • ferd

            Or perhaps GHW simply had the chops to resist the neocons, while his son did not …while his son surrounded himself with them …surrendered to them. Or maybe whoever runs the country simply assessed that Americans were not yet ready to invade and occupy ..that we first needed a 9/11.

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