I’ve had enough of this shit, or whatever you’d like to call it. It’s Xmas season and Americans are fat AF. They spend money like god damned fools and have no manners at all. As a whole, our life expectancy is dropping because we do too much drugs and then kill ourselves later on for making such bad life choices. Do not sit there and tell me we’re going to preside over a slowing economy and actually sell down stocks during Xmas season.
Apple estimates have dropped again. Futures are lower and now I’m getting ideas in my head about selling my 3x upside ETFs. I shouldn’t have to make these hard decisions on a Thursday, just prior to it being December. You’ve got to understand, man, life is hard and the toil is real. This is supposed to be easy. Markets sashay into Turkey Day and then glide into Xmas, as we stuff our faces with shrimp cocktail and sauce.
I’ll sell those fucking inverse ETFs, all of them — God damn it. I’ll even start shorting stocks and posting pictures of cemetery statues again.
DON’T FUCK WITH ME.
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Fly check definition of “inverse”
Can’t rally too much or else the idiot will think he doesn’t need to negotiate with China.