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Happy Thanksgiving — You’re Gonna Get REKT Tomorrow

Good afternoon lads. I’m drinking Apple Jack’d today, cooking my world class winning stuffing. The bird nearly got burned and has blackened quite a bit, mostly because of the Apple Jack. But I think it’s still edible and even it weren’t, the Apple Jack will ensure that it is.

Moving on, I see European markets are being terrorized and our futures are down 162 points, which means you’ll be REKT tomorrow, rightfully so. I know what you’re thinking, “wait right there fucked face, don’t you move a muscle until you explain your TNA position.”

Fair point and I will explain it now.

When I was a wee lad my window used to face the front of the building where all of my friends played. When I was sick, I was tortured by the sounds of their laughter, pining to be out there swinging the bat and driving line drives into the faces of my best friends. Often times I’d trick my grandparents into thinking I was better and I’d head outside and play tag, manhunt, and all sorts of games.

I don’t like missing out on fun and get envious of other people partaking in hedonism, which I feel is my right by birth. As such, whenever a party breaks out, I try to gain exposure. My TNA purchase on Friday was a 10% position — but I still have 75% in cash. Ergo, when markets open for trade tomorrow and you’re there lamenting over being lamb’d into a margin out moron portfolio, find solace in knowing there are smarter men out there, like Le Fly, 75% cash, dressed to the nines, imbibed with the elegant vapors of Apple Jack.

Happy Thanksgiving and drink well.

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11 comments

  1. flyaway17

    We used a non-glazed ceramic Romertopf and the turkey was fantastic. On another note, I’m sure you’ve noticed how Scott Bleier is in all his glory as the market implodes. Of course, he’s only been waiting 7-8 years for it to happen. I certainly hope he was able to make some $$$ during this bull.

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  2. moosh

    That $UA chart is looking tempting. We are adding to fertilizer stocks, yes Le Fly?

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  3. one-eighty

    I see President Space Case has declared the undying gratitude of the country for . . . him!

    Hahahaha.

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  4. tha pirate

    I was criticized before for suggesting lower oil could HELP the economy, but was challenged with the thought that it is some type of signal for a slowdown… 1 – Couldn’t alternate energy, electric cars, the green movement, fracking in the USA etc explain some of it? 2- What about the possibility that the USA and Saudi Arabia are INTENTIONALLY working to drop crude to tumble the Iranian terror regime? If Iran’s economy is in a shambles with a real threat of revolution, do you think its possible that their arch-enemies (specifically the Saudis) as well as other Gulf States & the USA want to ‘finish the job’ and get rid of the Mullahs over there?

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  5. juice

    Overstuck becomes unstuck on WSJ piece $OSTK

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UG7zLhEWanc

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  6. mx2101

    For me Thanksgiving was take-out from an Asian restaurant, which was very tasty. Despite lack of traditional feast, I’m thankful for everything and enjoying the time off. Except the unseasonably cold Annapolis weather. Was motivated to work in the yard. Not now.

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  7. heckler

    I suspect Fly is too Apple Jack’d up to speak to us today

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  8. soupbone

    Oil the drama queen of the week.

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  9. Po Pimp

    I wish you fuckers would quit trying to shake me out.

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