I will be very blunt with you. Get your affairs in order. All that you see in front of you, the pain and the bloodshed, is nothing more than a morsel of a preview of the horror yet to come.
I have zero longs to speak of and now very much SHORT. I just bought some YANG — triple hating on China — because I want something to root for tonight.
The winds of vengeance and misery are sweeping thru Wall — wasting away and cleaning the weak and the greedy. You’ve all been very gluttonous and because of that — you will lose it all.
Find solace in knowing that every penny you lose in your longs, Le Fly gains. I do not require your attention, but demand your bloodshed.
Very soon, markets will disconnect and fuck itself into the sewers. Nothing can stop the selling and I would not be surprised to see it crash thru the fucking floor boards tomorrow and halt.
Limit down, young man, limit down. I shall abscond with all of your money, AND MORE.
Good day.
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Loving this Trump market bigly. <3
Trade wars are easy to win. This is the perfect moment for an excerpt of President's Trump “Gettysburg” address on winning:
“We gonna win so much you may even get tired of winning and you’ll say ‘please, please Mr. president, It’s too much winning! We can’t take it anymore!’”
He just tells it like it is. That’s how a great president always should sound like.
BTW, describing him as “an overstuffed, fish-mouthed, off-color, mangle-headed, tiny-handed, toadstool-dicked, syphilitic, leaky, jumbo-size colostomy douchesack or the son of an orangutan (or both), from Queens” is my way of learning to talk like him. (TDS, to the contrary, makes people *not* want to sound like him.)
But I can only try because he has the best words.
That’s way to long for Trump-speak. More like: “The Baby-hands President.”
TLDR version: #PanicSellEverything
I was neutral with a very alrge loss and very large gain balancing each other, but and started clsoign shorts 3-3:40, but was bitten by the late swoon.
Looks like MSFT beat on the top and bottom:
Rev: $29.1B (+19%)
Income: $8.8B (+34%), $1.14/share
Whisper: $27.8B / $1/share
Here comes the V….
“Oh I thought were just at new A.T.Hs”
“Look” “A.T.Hs”
“It was just new A T H’s right”
All of you who assumed things were fine again, and, I was still wrong
were morons
“Mission Accomplished”
Even Showtime has his day in the sun. Life is fair indeud!
I just appreciate that you wrote that you had been wrong. Unfortunately that bit of humility probably portends more downside.
I also appreciate that Fly admits his mistakes. However, the one problem I see is that it usually comes out like this:
“I was wrong and made mistakes. I really screwed up. Learn from my humility and be sure to trade with discipline….Having said that here is what will ABSOLUTELY HAPPEN NEXT WITH 100% CERTAINTY!! ALL IN!!!!!”
Still entertaining and informative with a different perspective than Bloomberg, Yahoo Finance, or ZeroHedge. And better than gloating everytime the market drops and ghosting when it goes up…
STFU
Stop being weird. Wrong as in perception-labelling.
What no sqqq?
Ah, Mr. Fly. Discordant screams echo throughout the halls, and the inconsolable wailing of the damned.
market is going up tomorrow, cuz Dr Fly went short