Andrew Left Admits Being Wrong on Tesla, Still Hates Pot Stocks

Here’s Andrew Left, expert in shorting stocks. He runs Citron Research, which is a likely a front for some influential hedge funds who have short positions that need to go lower. They likely influence Mr. Left via great research, bullet points, soft dollars, and drinks at the pub. He then issues said report and stock cascades lower.

In this case, said hedge funds might want stocks to barrel higher. So here’s Left shilling for Tesla now, in spite of having an active lawsuit against Musk for his “funding secured” tweet.

The video is below for you to peruse — and he also casts shade on TLRY, CGC, CRON and other pot stocks.

Here’s the cliff notes.

– Left knows nothing at all about Tesla. Fucking black box, so err, go long.
– He was wrong forever on the short side, but feels confident about being right now.
– Tesla is crushing the competition.
– Give pot stocks a few quarters to see if they’re viable investments.

NOTE: I know what you’re thinking. “What the fuck is wrong with Fly, placing a photo of sloth next to Mr. Left?” Ten thousand apologies, I don’t like sloth.