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I’M A CHINESE DRUG DEALER OVERLORD NOW

I was busy all morning doing a little of this and a little of that — then I gazed upon the Chinese sector and found it to be white hot. The overall tone of the market is fat and disgusting; but the Chinese part is very skinny and beautiful — like a nation of bicycle riders subsisting solely on a diet of vegetables.

It the came upon me like a bolt of lightening hidden in a champagne cork, I wanted to become one of them. So then I took to Exodus and sifted thru my “Chinese Burrito” industry and came upon a small piece of shit stock that had already doubled. I pressed upon it with great energy and inserted my will and force into it — and bought it.

I am now what that company does, a Chinese drug dealer, and it’s perfectly legal and fine. You cannot stop me.

I bought CPHI — because the MUH chart looks good.

And here is the overall Chinese Burrito sector, totally oblivious to the world around it.

zài jiàn.

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8 comments

  1. Phileo99

    Chinese, pharma, penny stock.
    But the keywords still missing are blockChain, SaaS-y marijuana….

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  2. numbersgame

    CPHI: played like a rookie with $100 to invest…

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  3. numbersgame

    If I told you guys about a company that would make more net income than AMZN – even if revenue dropped by 20% and costs stayed the same – and is valued less than NFLX, would you buy that company?

    No, you wouldn’t (or aren’t), but I bought it after I just sold my QQQ puts.

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    • cancel19

      Don’t tease us like a pubescent female fag and tell us what that company is.

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      • numbersgame

        “pubescent female fag ”

        This is what I don’t get about (a)lpha male personalities. In reaction to peer pressure, they fold, and presume others will do the same.

        They may prefer the taste of a fruity alcohol drink, but they’ll buckle and order beer instead. Instead of getting a minivan with easy access, better accelration, more room and better gas mileage, they’ll buy an SUV, because they care so much about what others think. Instead of admitting they they made a mistake, they’ll double down becuase they’d rather be wrong than look weak.

        F*ck off.

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  4. cancel19

    Don’t copy and paste crap, just tell us!

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    • numbersgame

      I can’t believe that your dad lets you trade stocks with his account.

      Here’s my advice to you: buy AMZN and NFLX instead. Everybody uses them, so the price of the stock doesn’t rally matter. Just look at the past performance and then you’ll know how they will behave in the future.

      If you can tell me AMZN’s Cooney ratio or the Morrisett valuation of NFLX, then I’ll name the stock (options) that I bought.

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