iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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Major Oversold Bounce Incoming

If you’re standing in the way of progress, you will be taken down. There is nothing that can stop the market from heading higher now, not you, or your stupid fucking friends, not even the Chinese. The time for cheap talk and half measures is over. We’ve been oversold now for 8 consecutive days and I’ve had enough. We are going to drag the bulls by their hair, pull them into the city square, and someone else is going to then take them and cut their dicks off (no homo).

I’ll have you know, the weed stocks are running again. Did you get involved? That’s too bad.

I cannot wait for my SAAS stocks to springboard, the fuck, higher. I am going to deploy all of my cash to this effervescent bull run. I cannot wait to scare the children this Hallow’s Eve with my XIV carved pumpkins and margin call notices in their baskets.

There is nothing more for you to know other than the fact that stocks are set to scream higher. Follow me and all will be good, profitable, and on par with all formal conduct adhering to the traditions of decorum.

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One comment

  1. heckler

    Mental insanity moves taking place across the pot sector.

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