iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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Easiest Fucking Market Ever

I’m not special or a guru — I’m just experienced enough to know not to believe the FUCKING HORSESHIT. No, the market wasn’t going to crash and if it was — you’d fall prey to a truly rare event. If that happened, you should be proud to wear that badge of zeal on your chest forever. This was simply a matter of people adjusting to expectations, parsing through news, shaking out speculators, and finally climbing the wall of worry.

Here we are higher by more than 500. I played it well, mostly cash for a long period of time, then hid out in cannabis stocks, sold those stocks this morning, switched to SAAS, and now winning.

Big.fucking.deal.

Don’t join Exodus because of what happened here this week. It won’t be long before my recent wins become a faint memory and you’re wondering again if Fly lost his touch, his skill to trade — washed up and finished.

For a year and change, like a fucking retard, I blogged, antagonistically, about politics — a narrative that didn’t fit the view of others. Some of you haven’t forgiven me for it and have avoided me whenever possible. I don’t care about that either. As a matter of fact, the list of things that I do care about is shrinking on a daily basis. The market is wonderful and it gives me happiness to figure it out and profit from it. Everything else associated with the news flow is rancid and I cannot be a part of having a voice in our current events. No fucking interest.

I’ve been blogging on this site since 2007. I’ve had great runs and really bad runs; but I’m always honest and forthright in my experiences. You should know, I’ve never been better. I think it’s because I’ve moderated my temperament in recent years, especially during 2018. I’ve learned a lot about how things work and how people are, and have found a calm normality in my place in all this. I am a god damned stock market magician — slayer of the Bearshitter, blogger extraordinaire, master of iBankCoin — population 3.

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8 comments

  1. ericbakerbruce

    You are a roller coaster of emotions and opinions.

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  2. numbersgame

    Nice work so far, Fly.

    You cut your losses last week, then piled in for gains. Played like a Pro.

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  3. jbandy

    Nice job, Horseface.

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    • Lyndon Keltner

      It was beyond obvious that the market would rally *bigly* when she called out Trump’s incredibly small penis size.

      Dow 27000 is inevitable when she passes the pending polygraph test about President Button Mushroom with flying colors.

      N.B. It’s clearly not a level playing field due to the facts that she isn’t ugly and that his dick is indeed tiny.

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  4. og

    Looks like NFLX will keep this rally going.

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  5. wolfdaddy

    For the record, I loved the politics blogs. You were the best out there, by far. You could run a politics site and kill it

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  6. fluxcapacitor

    Remember the hideous orange blogspot site? The good old days.

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